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Finals week: Failures and Successes?

March 16th, 2009, 9:52 am by Subverting Convention, Suzanne Crawford

The end of a short term, nine-week, class has come and gone, meaning grades were due. Final exams, final grades, they can be difficult times for both teachers and students. At the end of any class, students’ most inspirational and disappointing sides often become very apparent.

In any given semester some students are doing so well in my class, having taken their papers through multiple revisions and completed all work, they basically need to write only a brief paragraph for their final in order to have enough points to earn an A. Of course, these are the types of students who write outstanding full-length final essays anyway.

On the other end of the spectrum, are usually a few students, who show up to their final exam still missing papers that can equal 10, 20, or even 40 percent of their grade. When asked about their missing work, they inevitably say that their papers are “in the car” or ask if they can email them to me.  I no longer allow any sort of extensions, but when I used to give them a few more hours usually those papers never showed up.

How students act when they don’t succeed, especially how much responsibility they take for their choices, is often quite revealing of their characters.

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Because people need to know: Grammar Myths Revealed

March 2nd, 2009, 7:54 am by Subverting Convention, Suzanne Crawford

While this posting isn’t strictly about higher education issues, it is about being educated and using language deemed appropriate for the educated.  Our president, for example, has been criticized of late for using the pronoun “I” in instances of objective case: “invited Michelle and I.”

Personally, I believe spoken language deserves a bit more slack than written language, so these little transgressions bother me not a bit even if I am an English teacher.   Nevertheless, some of the strict grammarian types have compared that I-as-objective-case usage to the sound of fingernails on a chalkboard.

Well, even though I usually cut people some slack on spoken usage, I do have my own pet gripes; one of those for pronouns, for example, would be the use of “me” in comparatives between subjects as in  “Joe is taller than me.”  This is incorrect.  The correct usage would be “Joe is taller than I [am].”

For the record, I do not pretend to be a grammar expert, and, for that matter, most English teachers I know are not.  As my honest colleagues will generally acknowledge, the English as a Second Language (ESL) or foreign language (Spanish, German, French, etc.) instructors are much more expert on most of these questions than we.

Anyway, as a teacher of writing (as effective communication, composition, and rhetoric), my pet gripes instead involve written language, beginning with the fact that some people will be annoyed by the title of this article because they believe in a myth: Never start a sentence with “because.”

Sorry, folks, that’s a myth—one that, unfortunately, may have been unpleasantly and forcefully drilled into some from a young age.

Here’s another one: never start a sentence with a conjunction such as “and” or “but.”  It may not be the best stylistic choice, but starting a sentence with one of these words is permissible.

What about the comma before an “and” in items in a series?

Which of these, for instance, is correct?
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The journalists and their style guides (newspapers, magazines, etc.) are the only holdouts these days to the former, and organizations such as the Modern Language Association (MLA) and the American Psychological Association (APA) embrace the latter.

And the key word of the above is “holdouts.” Yes, change—ah, as has been said many times—is the only constant.  As it has been for centuries, our language is in flux.

Until somewhat recently plurals of dates and acronyms, for example, were rendered with apostrophes. As to why this convention was started or endured as long as it did, I could not say, but gratefully, whether we were children of the 1940s, 1950s, 1960s, 1970s, or 1980s (All right! Yes, I want to make sure to get that point across.), we can embrace this change even as we drive our SUVs or play our DVDs.

Because change is inevitable, pronoun-antecedent agreement will probably be easing up with regard to a politician giving their speech. But will the most fanatical grammar guardians be able to let that pass?

In any case, maybe we all need to take a deep breath and get the latest facts before we decide to go around criticizing and correcting others—y’ know, sort of that “cast the first stone” thing.  And I hope you enjoyed my errors!

Campus Squalor

February 14th, 2009, 9:01 am by Subverting Convention, Suzanne Crawford

In our nation during the last, well, at least eight years, fat cats have been wasting (or trying to waste) money on bridges to nowhere while real bridges have become decrepit and sometimes fallen.

And how about those spending priorities on my campus of Cerritos (like many other college and school campuses throughout the state)?

We’re building new buildings, not to replace the old ones, but to add to them, that even as our old ones are leaking from the recent rains, even as chunks of the ceilings fall down, even as inadequate lighting, foul odors, and excessive noise interfere with teaching and learning.

The conditions of these buildings are not due to some sudden budget shortage; just as with our country’s and state’s infrastructures, the neglect has been going on for years. People in charge have simply not cared enough to make safe, well-maintained buildings a priority.

I mean why fix up an old building when you can have a new one? After all, maybe that new building will some fine day be named after you if you are a college president or some other decision maker—got to leave room for vanity.  Could that be some of the reasoning behind the decisions that have been made? Perhaps—that and the strange regulations surrounding the use of money: restrictions that in essence mandate “new buildings, yes, maintenance, no.”

Talk about lipstick on a pig!

Or a house of cards.

And  I don’t want my students to be underneath it when it comes tumbling down.

Meanwhile, California’s state senators and assembly members keep collecting their salaries even as they don’t pass a budget, and the governor threatens to cut the salaries not of these recalcitrant public servants but those of some other ten to thirty thousand innocent state workers.
Looks like these mixed up priorities are called business as usual.

Cut Classes or Administrators–What Would You Do?

January 30th, 2009, 10:30 am by Subverting Convention, Suzanne Crawford

I recently ended a note to an administrator with the request for her assistance in finding a balance between conserving (what with the horrible budget situation) and serving (our students and their needs).

My message has been met with silence thus far (Really, am I surprised?), but in articulating that request I was struck by how neatly, at least in my mind, it differentiated the values of those who think, well, like administrators, and those of us who think like faculty.

I also suspect the wording was probably influenced by President Obama’s recent speeches and his emphasis on service.

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A Genuine Brave, New World? Well, It Is Hoped!

January 19th, 2009, 9:52 am by Subverting Convention, Suzanne Crawford

I’m not just an educator of other people’s children.  I have two sons. Both are “grown,” as if that abstraction carries a specific definition; I mean just at what magic point in time is one ever fully grown?

Nevertheless, one of my sons has his Master’s from Princeton, and the other is expected to get his Bachelor’s from Swarthmore this spring.  Both their public, K-12 experiences and their college experiences have been very positive, but I write about them today, at least in part, not only from the position of being a proud mom, but from the position of being the mother of two, mixed-race males on what is virtually the eve of the wonderfully historic event of having a similarly mixed-race male inaugurated into the highest office of our country.

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The iPod generation: Can’t beat them, join them?

January 7th, 2009, 2:18 pm by Subverting Convention, Suzanne Crawford

As any instructor of the twelve and older set will tell you, the sight of earphones dangling about the neck and shoulders of students is ubiquitous. Some of my colleagues get very angered by it and tell the students to remove them or leave.

However, lately, I’ve even noted some of the younger professors walking around campus sporting the dangling white cords look as they bob their heads and snap their fingers.

So, after recently discovering You-tube and taking nostalgic visits down memory lane to Woodstock and wherever, I decided that I wanted the ability to bring my newly rediscovered, feel-good music with me anywhere I go. Thus, I put an iPod on my gift list and, thanks to the dear person who gifted it to me, am now learning how to use this new piece of electronics.

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Community colleges budget savings strategy: Eliminate the middleman/woman

December 18th, 2008, 8:19 am by Subverting Convention, Suzanne Crawford

It is no secret that to save money on any given purchase, if one can eliminate the middle-person and buy directly, one saves money. Well, why not extend this truism to savings in community college budgeting?

Virtually every day provides more negative news about the economy in general and the fate of the California community colleges in particular.  In my pound wise/penny foolish piece, I already mentioned how the “adult hourly,” student assistant tutors who make about $9 have been targeted for axing by the $150, 000 a year managers/administrators.  Somehow I don’t think the latter have lost a minute of their sleep over this and even feel as if they have done a commendable job.

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